Categories: In real life, Music, Movies

Duh, duh-duh-DUH, duh duh, duh-duh!

I watched The A-Team this weekend.For those who missed out on the original, it was (for me at least) cool for the following reasons:1)  No one ever died.  EVER.  There were (I kid you not) helicopter chases where the bad guys' chopper hits a moun… more »
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We are all Fireflies

I'm smiling. I'm listening to Fireflies by Owl City. And smiling. Not because I want to make you laugh, not this time. Because I am inspired.  And I want, in turn, to be inspiring. When was the last time you saw something that made you smile?… more »
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Voltron: Creator of Perfect Parity Between the Sexes!

I know in the last two or three years there has been a lot of crazy talk about equality of the sexes. I find this crazy because it's clear to me that the sexes are NOT equal. Men can write their names in the snow. Women can apply mascara in a moving v… more »
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NEWS FLASH - ALL OUR ECONOMIC TROUBLES ARE OVER!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - News flash.  A blue-ribbon government panel comprised entirely of people who have actually won blue ribbons has determined that the federal government is too big to fail and a bailout of the federal government by the federal government… more »
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Humility is a funny thing... like an enlarged prostate

I've been thinking about humility lately.  I do things like that because when you're perfect like me, it's important to "keep it real" and "stay true to your roots" and also "remember the little people." I also do that because I've been spending a lo… more »
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