Category: Ultimate Randomosity
Voltron: Creator of Perfect Parity Between the Sexes!
by Michaelbrent Collings on May.29, 2010, under Fun, In real life, Ultimate Randomosity
I know in the last two or three years there has been a lot of crazy talk about equality of the sexes. I find this crazy because it's clear to me that the sexes are NOT equal. Men can write their names in the snow. Women can apply mascara in a moving v… more »
That Mommy/Daddy/Other Parental Figure is Clearly a Bad Person... and the Reason WHY!
by Michaelbrent Collings on Apr.27, 2010, under Fun, In real life, Ultimate Randomosity
As a parent, I have come to the conclusion that there is a Parent's Club Organization somewhere that organizes and designs rules of behavior which are then sent subliminally to all the parents in the known universe. These messages embed themselves and c… more »
This has Been the Worst Decade we've Seen in Over Nine Years
by Michaelbrent Collings on Dec.31, 2009, under In real life, Movies, Ultimate Randomosity
It's the last day of a decade, and so I find myself somewhat introspective. Thinking about what has mattered most and least to me in these last ten years. Oddly enough, when I tried this exercise, I found it was very hard to remember what has matter… more »
To Boldly go Where no one has Gone Before... at Least, not Without Packing a PS3
by Michaelbrent Collings on Dec.03, 2009, under In real life, On the web, Ultimate Randomosity
What they don't know is... every night, I come in and eat the M&Ms. It's like the elves and the shoemaker, only in reverse.Thanks, I appreciate it. (ha!)That's why I try to underachieve as much as possible. That way you get inured to that pr… more »
